Who’s the customer here?

Hi there!

I’m trying to make this blog as much about my personal business experiences as about the advice I both give and receive as I navigate the world of business. And sometimes that means being critical. I’m not going to name any names, but the following is absolutely true, and if the person responsible should happen to read this, well, they can hang their head in shame.

In background, you need to know this. My business is a media production agency; we produce articles, marketing literature, podcasts, videos, e-learning tools etc. for our clients. Along with my wonderful staff, we bring in specialist freelancers for specific jobs. Writing about pharmaceuticals, for example, is a highly skilled speciality, and we’d get the best person we can in to help. Similarly, sometimes we take on large jobs which require a whole team to meet a deadline. Again, we dig out help from the large freelance community.

So… For a particular project, I required a team of 8 writers. I put the word out in all our usual places – my plan being that we might get 20 or so applications, 15 might be interested after reading the brief; and after doing a short test job, 8 would be chosen to work on the project ongoing.

I should also say that it is my policy to pay people for working on test jobs. They have invested their time and should be rewarded for it. The only cost of applying on this job was the effort of producing a CV and some examples of previous work, plus the effort of signing a non-disclosure agreement, to protect the intellectual assets of my client.

I invited applications by email, and indeed received plenty.

One, though, caught my eye. It is the subject of today’s blog.

Almost all applications included a CV of some sort, and at least a couple of lines saying hello. This one, however, was just the subject line: “What are the rates?”. Nothing else – just a signature with the chap’s name. If this idiot had thought from my perspective for just one single moment, he would have realised that:

  1. That’s extremely rude
  2. It’s bonkers to talk money without knowing anything about the project
  3. He’s in a competitive pitch, so it would make sense to demonstrate his quality first, and think about money later
  4. And in any case, I cannot discuss the project in detail before the legal cover of a non-disclosure agreement was completed

Never mind: I was so amused that I kept him on the list; and sent him the non-disclosure document along with everyone else.

I got an email back – again just one line: “Before I sign anything, what is the expected rate of pay?”

Not surprisingly, I have not graced this man with any further correspondence. I have got my eight writers, and (unlike most applicants) will not be keeping this man’s details on file. Not for anything. Ever.

The lessons here are very simple. Firstly, try not to be rude. There’s a credit crunch on for crying out loud- a little courtesy wouldn’t do any harm. Secondly, when selling, spend just a few minutes to think from the client’s perspective! What are their concerns? What do they need? It’s every client’s right, privilege and duty to be irritating and want things done ‘their way’. If they could do everything themselves, they wouldn’t be paying their hard-earned cash for us to do a job for them.

This chap is the worst example of customer service I have seen in a long time. Don’t be drawn into playing these games – you’ve earned your money, and with it the right to lay down the law as to how you wish to work with suppliers. And civility makes a jolly good starting point.


4 Responses

  1. He may lack a little common sense, but I think you make some assumptions which are not true. The biggest of these is that this writer is ‘selling’ himself. He’s not. You are advertising for people to work on the project, and that in itself will define to some degree the writers who respond.

    Because he responded does not mean he’s desperate for work, Indeed, if he’s a decent copywriter, at present, he can expect to have between 3 and 6 weeks work pre-booked ahead of him.

    Now as copywriters, we all get all sorts of ‘invitations’ from idiots to take part in various hair-brained schemes for which we will be rewarded at the rate of one and sixpence a day, held on account until we reach heaven. Most of us like to filter these out before we waste more than an email on them.

    So while this guy may have lacked courtesy from your perspective, he wants to define before anything else what rate you’re offering to pay for the work. It’s not an unfair question, and asking for it to be answered in no way requires you to have any kind of NDA signed.

    Nice blog, btw.

  2. Hi Laurence,

    I do entirely understand that the world is full of people promising untold riches of one-and-sixpence. We’ve ALL been victims of that old chestnut.

    But rates of pay do depend on what the work is, and without knowing what’s required (i.e. an in-depth understanding of the job, hence the NDA), the applicant can’t hope to know whether my rates are good or bad.

    But I refer the right honourable gentleman to my previous answer – a bit of courtesy wouldn’t go amiss!

  3. Hi Nick

    Nice blog piece. Thanks.

    I’ve recently branched out from journalism into corporate work and I must say I am utterly *stunned* that anyone could be so rude in a query email – or indeed any kind of email.

    I’m also delighted to learn that you pay for tests Nick. I took a test recently, with a putative client, and wasn’t offered payment but nor did I expect any. If I’d been able to respond to your callout, it would have been a very nice surprise to be offered payment for my time.

    I do hope that I can work for you some day. You sound like one of the good guys. Thanks for flagging this up.

    Laura

  4. Sounds like a silly chap to me.

    When hiring freelancers one of the first things that I look out for, after skill and ability, is if they can judge an audience and communicate with them accordingly (the very essence of many briefs).

    Sounds like this person couldn’t do that particularly well and maybe lost out on something interesting to boot. Where’s the harm in an NDA anyhow?

    So, I agree with NS on this one.

    But…

    What are the rates?

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